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What's your favorite stupid joke?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:09

What's your favorite stupid joke?

A young man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says, “Son, you need to stop masturbating.”

And the doctor responds, “Because otherwise I'll never be able to complete your examination!”

Very concerned, the young man manages to ask, “But, but why?!”

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

And the frog says, “I've got this terrible wart on my ass!”

A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head and the doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”